Monday, February 8, 2010

What a Hoot

When not going to the rehab class, Dick walks one of the malls. For months, he has been pressing his nose up against a front window in great anticipation. A Hooters was going to open in the mall and he was keeping an eye on its progress.

Last week, he announced that he and his buddy were there on the opening day right at 11:00 in the morning but it was so crowded that they left and returned the next day.

Thanks to the recent cataract surgery, he didn’t miss a thing! He was in heaven and even had a photo taken with several of the girls. Initially, they sat them at a table with their backs to the action. No problem, the boys switched the chairs around so they wouldn’t miss a thing.

When he was finished describing every girl, the uniforms and everyone else, I asked about the food.

He replied, “What food?”

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